It lumbers through the night, carrying the next and the last
wrapped within its singular lament as it rocks back-and-forth on
rusty, abandoned rails laid more than a century before. Its
name is furtively whispered in smoke-filled rooms and dark
corners. Old-timers simply call it, 'The Express,' and the old
and the infirm, who wait quietly near the end, always know
when it passes them by.
And on that dark, moonless March night the regulars in Jake's
Saloon tilted their heads and nodded knowingly as the rainswept
wind carried with it the faint sound of a far off steam whistle.
"Drink up!" declared Handsome Jack, his good eye squinting beside
the black eyepatch that covered his other as he spun around on
his barstool to face the house. "'Tis a night not fit for man nor
beast, and 'tis on such a night that it comes."
The clink of bottles and mugs was punctuated by a brief silence
as the thirsty patrons tipped 'em high and drank.
"May it pass through without stopping!" toasted Sam McGinnis,
followed by a few hearty 'Ayes' and 'Amen brothers,' then more
clinks and a longer silence that hung like spent fireworks in the
smoke-filled air.
Lightning flashed outside as the saloon door swung open to reveal
a tall, gaunt figure wearing a long cloak and wide-brimmed hat.
The man stood silhouetted for a moment in the doorway. Then
thunder crashed, and the night wind howled and the stranger
stepped inside, slamming the door on the night.
Jake's thirty or so patrons set down their drinks as one and
stared at the stranger as he swept rain from his cloak with
leather-gloved hands. They gave him plenty of room as he walked
to the center of the wall-length bar.
"Helluva night to be out," greeted Jake, standing near the cash
register behind the bar, his burly arms folded across his chest.
"What'll it be?"
Even the jukebox had gone silent. Everyone, it seemed, awaited
the stranger's reply.
"Jack Daniels neat. And leave the bottle," hissed the stranger in
a voice like a chill wind scraping dry, brittle leaves across the
asphalt. In the dim saloon the stranger's hat kept his face in
shadow as he leaned against the bar.
"That'll be two-fifty an ounce," said Jake through his handlebar
mustache as he set the bottle of Jack and a shot glass before the
stranger. "Didn't see your lights in the parking lot. You on
foot?"
"Car trouble," replied the stranger, pouring a shot and downing
it, then pouring another. He slapped a twenty-dollar gold piece
on the bar. "Let me know when that runs out."
"Do you mind?" asked Jake, picking up the gold coin and holding
it beneath the small light beside the cash register. Quick as a
wink he was back. "The bottle's yours, and the glass too. Need
anything else? Like a phone?"
"A phone?"
"Yeah, you said you had car trouble. Need to call someone?
Charlie over there has a tow truck." Inside a booth along the
wall Charlie Trimble started to stand, took one look at the
stranger, then sat back down.
"No," said the stranger. "Got an appointment. All taken care of."
He downed a third shot and poured another, then he stared off
into space. End of conversation.
At precisely that moment, Nellie, the cocktail waitress, carried
a full tray of drinks past Old Doc Fisher, and his buddy, Harry
Crum reached out and pinched her bottom. She stopped and
carefully put the tray down. Then she gave him what-for by
smacking Old Doc Fisher's grinning face with a resounding slap
that nearly knocked the old coot off his chair.
"Now what'd you wanna do that fer?" asked Old Doc, rubbing his
jaw as he tried to stand up. "Hell, I delivered you into this
world."
"And Doc, that's the only time you'll ever get your hands on my
ass," she shot back.
Suddenly the juke box burst into song as Sheryl Crowe wailed, "If
it makes you happy....then why the hell are you so sad?..." And
before Old Doc could even reply, the buzz had returned. It was
once again Friday night at Jake's Saloon.
Jake patted the twenty-dollar gold piece tucked safely away
inside his pants pocket.
Several old-timers still sat huddled around their regular table,
whispering among themselves and treating the stranger as if he
had a bad case of the Evil-Eye, but most of the patrons simply
ignored him and the empty bar stools on either side of him at the
center of the bar. It was payday, and solace was at hand.
Jack Daniels was about half gone when Dawn and Sean O'Shea
entered Jake's Saloon. They were rosy-cheeked and as Irish as
their surname, just returned from the Emerald Isle and their
honeymoon -- full of themselves and their love as new lovers will
be -- casting blarney and dispelling shadow, coaxing bright
smiles as they passed by.
And that's probably why they approached the stranger who hoarded
vacant barstools at the center of the bar.
Dawn put on her winningest smile and tapped the stranger on his
shoulder. Her smile held firm when the stranger swung around to
face her, his face bathed in shadow, his eyes masked by a deeper
darkness.
"Could you be movin' over a wee bit?" she asked sweetly. "My
husband, Sean and I would be payin' our respects to my darlin'
Jake here."
Surprisingly, the stranger smiled too, if it could be called
that. His lips curled upward, but darkness hid his eyes.
"Sure I will if you'll join me for a drink," he whispered.
His voice succeeded where darkness failed. Dawn's smile wilted.
"Certainly, we shall, sir," replied Sean, stepping up and putting
his arm around his bride.
"Barkeep!" called the stranger, slapping another twenty-dollar
gold piece on the bar. "Drinks for the young couple!" He vacated
his stool and moved to claim the empty seat on his right as Jake
arrived, his eyes riveted on the gold coin.
"The usual?" asked Jake as the coin disappeared beneath his hand.
"Aye," said Sean. "And one on the side for the wee folk." They
seated themselves, Dawn in the middle between Sean and the
stranger.
"You lovebirds back so soon?" asked Jake, interrupting a
Dawn-Sean embrace. "Seems like you just left. Did you kiss The
Blarney Stone for me?"
They laughed and hugged across the bar, chatting for a few
minutes before Jake left to make their drinks.
"Excuse me," the stranger whispered at Dawn's back. "I couldn't
help but overhear. Newlyweds, is it?"
"Aye! And who is it be askin'?" demanded Sean.
"Just an old man who was newly wed once himself."
Dawn whispered something fierce and short to Sean, then she
turned to face the stranger. "We apologize if we offended you,"
she said, regaining her smile. "I am Dawn O'Shea, and this is my
true love, my fine husband, Sean O'Shea, and we've been married
these last three weeks, five days, ten hours and fifteen
minutes."
"To the minute, you say?" smiled the stranger. The darkness
seemed to lift a bit. He removed a gold watchcase from his vest.
"Congratulations. May your marriage be long and happy. My name is
Ian Hardy, and I would like to give you a wedding gift."
"No, 'twould not be proper," replied Dawn. "We are strangers."
"Aye, true enough as you say, lass," replied Ian, opening the
watchcase and glancing quickly at the gold watch. Then he
brightened visibly, another layer of darkness leaving him like
vanished soot. "Here! I've got it. I shall tell you my tale. Then
we won't be strangers. Fair enough?"
Dawn turned to Sean. Her eyes asked, and his acquiesced. She
turned back to Ian who was pouring another shot as Jake returned
with their drinks.
"On the house," smiled Jake, setting their drinks before them.
"And two more on tap from this gentleman." Jake nodded toward Ian
before moving down the bar to refill Handsome Jack.
"Be drinkin' up, now, and tell us your tale, old man," said Sean,
lifting his mug. A spark flew from Dawn to Sean at 'old man,' but
she too lifted her mug.
"To true love," toasted Ian with a clink of his shot glass
against each of their mugs.
They drank.
And he told his story. A tale of love lost and then found again
only to be taken by Influenza in The Epidemic of 1918. At their
questioning glance he offered only a brief non-explanation, 'I am
older than you think.'
He spoke of despair. Of not wanting to live without his Mary. Of
drinking and travelling to forget, until finally, one day, in
Bombay, India, he met a most amazing man, a man who radiated
hope. A man who taught Ian to value life. A man who gave Ian a
precious gift. A gift that could have saved Mary. And a gift that
Ian squandered and misused over-and-over again for that very
reason. A gift that brought him here, to Jake's Saloon, on this
miserable, rainswept night. A gift that he must share before it
was too late...
When the tale ended, Jack Daniels was empty, shot glass upended
over bottle neck, and only a few of the faithful remained in
Jake's Saloon.
"Last call," sang Jake as he wiped the bar.
"Your tale is a sad one, for sure" said Sean, hugging Dawn,
teardrops brimming her eyes. "But what is this gift you be
talkin' about?"
Ian opened the gold watchcase and consulted his watch. "It is
nearly time," he said. "Surely you must have guessed by now?"
The newlyweds looked at each other, but they had no reply.
"Tell me," coaxed Ian. "What is the most precious thing that you
both possess?"
Dawn became thoughtful and wiped her eyes. "For sure 'tis the
time we have together," she finally replied.
"We have a winner!" exclaimed Ian as he stood.
"I don't understand," said Sean also standing and helping Dawn to
her feet. "How would that be savin' your Mary?"
"Time, my young friends," replied Ian, putting on his leather
gloves. "Time for treatment. Time to find a cure."
"But time cannot be stopped."
"Ah! But with this it can," Ian declared, pressing the gold watch
into Dawn's hands. "It works like a stopwatch to suspend time.
Use it while you're in love."
"But we cannot take your watch," Dawn protested. "'Tis too
valuable. 'Tis... What will you...?" Her voice trailed off.
"I have no more need of it," replied Ian. "I have used it
selfishly, and I have paid...dearly. Now, it is time. I must be
off. I have an appointment that is long overdue." He swirled his
black cloak around him and strode to the front door.
"Wait!" they both cried.
He half-turned, his hand on the doorknob. "To true love," was all
he said as he opened the door. The wind howled, grabbing at his
cloak, and the rain blew in, but above the weather's din a brass
bell clanged and a steam engine whistled.
Ian Hardy stepped outside, slamming the door on the night.
Makes you wonder, don't it? Who exactly do you gotta pay to ride that train?
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