"Halt! Plastic or paper?"
"Plastic."
"Identity card please, sir."
Frank handed the bored-looking woman his plastic ID, and she slid
the plastic through the scanner.
"Step through the metal detector and wait at the painted red line
for your retinal scan, please, sir," she directed, handing back
Frank's ID and gesturing to her right while stifling a yawn.
Frank stood at the red line and waited.
"Remove everything metal and place it in this plastic box, sir.
Anything dangerous we should know about?" asked the male
attendant while restlessly rocking back-and-forth, shifting his
weight from side-to-side, trying to keep his feet awake as he
awaited both his break and Frank's compliance.
"Nope, sonny. Just the usual paraphernalia. Keys. Coins.
Pocketknife. Beltbuckle. Is all this security necessary? I just
want to..."
"Sir! Step out of the line. Now, sir!"
"Huh? Speak up! What's the problem, sonny?" asked Frank as a
blonde-haired, female supervisor with gold epaulets adorning her
broad shoulders opened a nondescript gray door beside the
painted, red floor stripe. She stepped into the room, halting
beside Frank, her right hand resting on the butt of a holstered
taser.
"You heard the man! He's just doing his job. Step out of the
line! Now!" she repeated while nervously fingering the taser's
trigger guard.
"You're new aren't you? And cute too. I'd be lookin' for you here
every day if I were thirty years younger, you betcha. Been
through this a thousand times. I just..."
"Code Red! Code Red!" shouted the captain, drawing her taser and
tapping a button on her belt. Four large security guards
materialized with drawn weapons.
"But I just..."
"You've been warned!" she cried, discharging her weapon with a
loud pop and watching Frank fold like a puppet with suddenly cut
strings, his legs buckling as his knees and then his face smacked
against the shiny floor.
"Damn! That's the third perp today. This oldtimer's going down.
Pocket knives were ruled weapons yesterday by the Office of
Allied Justice. You'd think these old folks would have enough
sense to check their monitors," said the attendant just loud
enough so the onlookers began to disperse. He stifled another
yawn while he made an entry in his log book.
"Meat wagon's on the way. Cuff him, and get him up!" ordered
captain gold-braid as the guards surrounded their unconscious
prisoner. A bloody puddle spread slowly, discoloring the tile floor
beside Frank's mouth.
"Captain, it's not your fault! You followed procedure. How could you know the perp was hard-of-hearing with a heart condition?" "So this won't be a black mark in my service jacket?" "No, captain. The review board in its ultimate wisdom recommends a bronze bravery button for your distinguished service." "Thank you, sir. Did the investigation ever find out why the perp turned up at my station?" "Well, captain, we're assuming that he wanted to refill the prescription for heart medication that we found clutched in his hand." "Sir, no one ever told me how rough supermarket duty would be." "Well, now you know, captain. Now you know!"
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